Dear blank, please blank #2

Dear men over 40,
I’m sorry, we’re just not meant to be together.
Sincerely, skinny jeans.

Dear Adam,
Every artist needs a rough draft.
Sincerely, Eve.

Dear (: ,
You’re doing it wrong.
Sincerely, 🙂

Dear reader,
If life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
Sincerely, lemons.<!––>

Dear car that just pulled out in front of me,
You realize there was no one behind me for miles, right?
Sincerely, I’m going to tailgate you solely on principle now.<!––>

♥Madelon<!––>